The Viagra® Martini

By: Marjie Martini

As always insight comes to me in the latest hour of the evening. This evening I was with a few of my older gentlemen friends. I refer to them as the Cougar Club; yes there are male cougars as well as female. This Cougar Club consisted of 4 men over the age of 50, that loved to hunt the younger woman. By 'younger' I am referring to woman over the age of 30 but younger than themselves. Somehow I had developed a hilarious friendship with this club, and they had decided that they were going to teach me all they knew about men, woman and sex.

The Cougar Club was quite the assortment of men, a bit of a rat pack. At least, they would like to think so. But one thing we all had in common was our love for a good martini. This evening’s tutorial started off with us trying a new martini that I just had to order because of the name, the Viagra® Martini. This martini was true to its name and when it arrived it was very blue just like the pill. As we sampled this unique martini, we were all impressed. The Viagra® was smooth and strong, just the way the cougars liked it. This martini is a mixture of vodka, orange vodka, lemon vodka and orange liqueur combined with cranberry juice and a splash of lime. This martini revs you up and gets you going. The Viagra® is not sweet; it is more on the tart side, and as I sipped it I realized that the cougars were on the prowl this evening for something tart to take home.

The Cougars are all wonderful men with hearts of gold, but they are true Casanovas. They love woman, all kinds of woman. It does not matter the shape, size, hair color- they love them all. They are also so incredibly smooth. I just sit back and watch them work the woman and in no time they have joined a table or have some woman’s number. I am a great addition to this club because they introduce me as one of their daughters; it is usually my birthday or I am recovering from some kind of crisis, and they are taking me out to cheer me up. The women love this stuff and I am sworn to go along with what ever the story is for the evening. This evening I thought it would be rather fitting to kick start the night with a little Viagra® to get the cougars off and going. Of course they all tried to deny that they had ever used the blue pill, but I knew better. After supplying a few more martinis the Cougars reluctantly admitted that they had all tried the blue pill. A few of the men were bigger fans than others,but one by one they all started to tell me the perks of Viagra.

One gentleman was Viagra’s biggest fan; he raved about the longevity, and the stamina.

“But it was more the confidence that he could keep up with the younger woman.”

The Cougars were all men that believed in the pleasing of a woman and prided themselves on being exceptional lovers, so I was concerned that they were all so fixated on having the long lasting hard on. If they were true Casanovas and great lovers, why did they need the little blue pill?

The Cougars all agreed that it was not so much about the erection but more about the confidence of knowing that they could keep it up with woman half their age. Ahhh! That was the real turn on: the male’s boosted ego. However, I still found it interesting that even though these men were all over the age of 50, they were still insecure enough that they all needed a blue pill to boost their self confidence.

When I told them that Viagra® was now the rage among woman and the raver scene, they were shocked. Why would a woman want to use Viagra? Well, to get horny of course! The fact that Viagra® is now the new addition to the party drugs scene is just plain stupid. Having tried it a few years ago, I wasn’t a fan, but a lot a woman swear it works for them. After all, it is the highest-selling prescription drug. Therefore everyone must be using it, right? When I asked the Cougars if they would still be great lovers without the blue pill, they all said of course; a permanent hard-on does not replace years of experience.

So if that is the case, why have we become a society that is fixated on the male erection? If love making is about taking your time and pleasing your partner, is it not normal for a man's erection to ebb and flow? I know a woman’s orgasm builds up and backs off in the same way? The Cougars pondered these questions and came up with the conclusion that it is all about how Viagra® is marketed. It gives men the belief that they are not being the best lover possible unless they take the blue pill. Viagra® has become the fountain of eternal youth for men over 50; it has done for men what plastic surgery has done for woman.

Conclusion:

Why is it that in today’s society we take a pill for everything? Now we can not even have sex without the blue pill. I am sure that Viagra® has saved many men’s sex lives but what about all the people using it that really don’t need it? Have our sex lives become so boring that we can’t do it anymore without the aid of something artificial? Maybe the Cougar Club is right about being a Casanova, and that sex is all about experience and experimentation with your partner. Being a great lover is not about using Viagra, but it is learning what drives your partner wild and having the true desire to please your partner in everyway. We agreed that even though the blue pill is very tempting, the only place Viagra® should be was right here in our chilled martini glasses. Because the Viagra® Martini is smooth and strong, it is long lasting. However, the martini is a hell of a lot more satisfying than a 4-hr long erection.

Intuitive Thoughts By Marjie Martini

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