Martinis at Midnight

The Atomic Anxiety Martini

The Atomic Anxiety Martini

As always insight comes to me in the latest hour of the evening.This was an evening where sleep was eluding me and it was not because I was out dancing until the early hours of the morning. Damn! At least that would be a better excuse than that stupid excuse everyone uses called STRESS! Lately my life has been all about stress. The side effect has been sleep deprivation. So now my nights are about trying to sleep and not succeeding and the days are about how much coffee I need to stay awake. In the evenings, when I am expected to socialize the espresso martini has become a very dear friend. But this was a time in my life where my stress and anxiety level had reached a max.

I had tried many things to help me sleep: tea, natural sleep aids,aromatherapy, and drugs (prescription of course) but on this night I was roaming around my house blurry eyed, so I decided that a nice martini might be the cure. When in doubt, drink! At least I would have an excuse for being out of it the next day. I decided to mix myself the Atomic Anxiety Martini; I call it the "AA" for short. It is kinda ironic really because considering that I am drinking it at 3am I should be checked into "AA"!

The Atomic Anxiety martini is a blend of vodka and melon liqueur, with the addition of sour mix. This is a martini that you can sip and it takes all the stress away. As you drink this martini the pit in the bottom of your stomach slowly dissolves and your shoulders start to relax. The fresh melon flavor mixed with the lemon gives this martini a tangy taste without being to tart. It is a martini that is smooth enough that you can drink. more than one. Depending on your stress level it is definably recommended that you have several.

Anxiety is a feeling that makes you feel like you want to bitch slap somebody; it is an underlying feeling of frustration. It causes your heart to race and blood to boil. It can cause your brain to race about the stupidest things and you start to think that you are losing your mind. It can cause people to become paranoid about everything and it causes people to over analyze every situation. This feeling is now causing people to end up in the emergency ward with anxiety attacks. The solution is to take a pill for this feeling or drink a very yummy martini. But what is it about our life that is causing so many people to be this full of anxiety?

One of the best cures for stress and anxiety is sex! It is strange that the more stressed we get the less we want to have sex. Why because we don’t have the time! But when we orgasm it is the one time where our brains go blank. Sex is something that we need way more of in our lives, not just for the intimacy but for the actual physical result of an orgasm.

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When men and women orgasm it releases the chemicals in our body that cause our brain and muscles to relax, it releases all the tension and stress that has built up in our bodies. If we could have an orgasm everyday, imagine how low our stress level would be?

Everyone would be walking around with the “Just got laid” glow on.

What a great world it would be, with everyone that happy? How have our lives become so stressful? Is it the pace? Everything is faster and faster! We use so many things to keep us in touch and make our lives more efficient but in our quest to streamline our lives have we just taken on more demands, and defeated the purpose by just making ourselves busier? What ever happened to the 40hr work week with lunch breaks and having just one job? Does it exist anymore? I don’t know anyone who works less than 50 hrs and lunch that is something you eat at your desk or on the way to the bathroom. Even our kids are busy, they don’t go out and play with their friends anymore, and they are shuttled from one sport or club to another everyday after school. Everything in our lives has to be scheduled: work, kids, socialization and even sex. What ever happened to free time?

As I was walking around my house at 3am sipping my martini, it occurred to me that a little sex right now, was probably just what I needed to take the edge off. A 3am orgasm would definably shut my brain off and help me sleep. Come to think of it, it had been awhile since my last orgasm. Well considering that my bed was empty, I had very few options, it was a little late for a bootie call and that would require way too much effort, but a nice hot bath with my waterproof vibrator and another Atomic Anxiety martini was probably the solution that I needed. Sleep was on its way!

Conclusion:

The Atomic Anxiety Martini is one of the best solutions to the high stress in our lives. With the perfect blend of vodka, melon and lemon it is a drink that takes it all away. It can help you relax and stop the mind from racing. This is a martini that is very smooth without being to tart; it is like the post orgasm feeling of complete relaxation and bliss. Sometimes in our lives we strive to be more efficient but all we end up doing is more and more. This just causes us more anxiety; Remember the only things we should be doing more is sleeping and having sex! Because that would for sure relieve all the stress and give everyone a permanent glow on!

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