The
Bum Love Martini
As
always insight comes to me in the latest hour of the evening.
This was a night of total and complete hilariousness.
It sometimes amazes me the conversation that I can end
up having with my friends. This was a night where the
conversation and the martinis held nothing back. The comments
that came out of people left me laughing so hard that
I thought I was going to cry. Sometimes the subjects that
people are to embarrassed to talk about are the ones that
are the funniest and they are also the subjects that once
the door is open to talk about them, they are endless.
This brings up to the conversation of Bum Love a much
more pleasant way of wording anal sex. A subject so not
discussed I am surprised that I am writing about it. But
the martini that goes with this sexual act, removes a
lot of boundaries.
This martini is a very simple
combination of Bombay Sapphire gin and Jagermiester. OUCH
that is what I said when it was presented in front of
me. You have got to be kidding! Jagermiester is something
that you only drink when you have had way too many drinks
and you always pay for it the next day. I don’t
believe that the Germans believe that it is medicinal,
it just plan gross. The only way to drink this stuff is
if it is extremely cold and thank good this martini was.
This is a martini that you have to sip slowly in the beginning
because you have to kinda feel it out and see if you actually
like it and if you do then you can dive in deeper and
deeper. That is why it is very similar to bum love. With
the sampling of this martini, the discussion of anal sex
came up with both the men and woman who were present.
It seems the Gin and Jagermeister loosened up everyone’s
shyness on this topic. Once the door opened the comments
just kept coming.
Surprisingly there were several
people that had tried out this sexual act, what was really
interesting was how curious the people were that had not
participated. It seems while I have been out sampling
martinis for the past few years there has been an underground
sexual movement towards the anus. It has become very trendy
to be open minded in participating in the act of anal
sex.
"This
is the new sexual fad, everyone is trying it but the question
is “Is anyone actually enjoying it?”
It seems
that this is the thing that all men want to try and some
really like it. The pressure is on the women literally,
if you are a modern sexual women then you should be into
this. It has become the in thing for woman to do. How
did this happen? How did I miss this? It seems that this
is what all men want to try and to be a modern woman you
should be into it! WHAT! Are they nuts! Do men honestly
believe that woman like this? Men ask yourself this? If
the roles were reversed would you be into it? Only if
you were gay? The woman on the other had have a theory
that the men who are really into bum love are the ones
with medium to small dicks, this is because they prefer
a smaller and tighter venue.
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