The
Rubber Martini
When
is the last time you used a condom? This was one of the
questions that was discussed one Friday night over "tini
time." Every Friday night a select group of people
rendezvous for a martini and stimulating conversation.
On this particular evening the condom conversation was
inspired by the new Rubber martini and my girlfriend accidentally
spilling the contents of her purse, which included her
condom collection. As the Rubber martini arrived we entered
into the never ending discussion of condoms.
The
Rubber martini is a drink that will keep you bouncing
back and forth. A blend of Coconut Vodka, Pineapple Vodka
and Red Bull energy drink, Wow! This is an actual martini
and one that is amazingly delicious. This martini is sweet
but it is not sickly sweet, so you can consume more than
one. However, if you do, be warned that you will be dancing
on the table tops or running a marathon until the early
hours of the morning.
The spilling of the
purse was how the conversation began. As you can imagine,
the comments where endless. My girlfriend had quite the
collection, so the joke continued and everyone had to
empty their pockets, wallets and purses to show what type
of rubber they where carrying. The condom options are
endless; there are not just lubricated and non-lubricated
condoms anymore. There are colored, climax control, intense
sensation, tingle frission, and for the person who wants
it all there was the pleasure max. These condoms can be
heat activated, contain stimulating lube or have ribs
and studs. The most attractive package was the "Love"
condom, these ones where extra thin and had a low scent.
However, the most popular condoms where the "Xtra’s."
These were the condoms that where X- thin, X-sensitive
and X-large.
“How
large does a man have to be to buy an X-large condom?”
And what happens
if a guy thinks he is X-large but ends up being too small
for the condom? It is not like there are size guides on
the back of the package. Not only was there a variety
of rubber styles on the table but also a selection of
brands. The condom market is massive and very competitive,
the brands are endless. Beyond 7, Durex, Trojan, Hot rod:
does it make you go vroom vroom, Kimono and Lifestyle.
The manufactures sell over $500 million dollars worldwide
yearly, who knew that rubbers would be so popular, maybe
that is why they are so expensive. The purchasing of condoms
was varied amongst the "tini time" group.
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