Rude
Cosmo Martini
Ever
wonder what it takes to make a person go crazy? What is
it that causes a perfectly normal woman to show up at
her ex boyfriend’s home at 4am, ranting and raving?
Is it all the rage that she has been suppressing for months,
or is it twisted love? Is it the Rude Cosmo martini? Or
is it a combination of all the above?
The Rude Cosmo is
a martini that takes the traditional Cosmo recipe and
makes it insane. A blend of Tequila, Cointreau, cranberry
and lime creates a martini that is slightly sweet yet
smooth, but has that sneaky Tequila kick. It is interesting
how many people swear off Tequila but when the shit hits
the fan, all of a sudden it is the beverage of choice.
This is a martini that you pull out when you need to forget
how much you are hurt and you just want to feel good.
The Rude
Cosmo starts off all sweet in the beginning but can lead
to some serious rudeness.
Now, I pride myself
and my girlfriends on being hot, sassy women that are
always in control and definitely sane! We are wild and
crazy, but we always manage to keep it together. However,
every once in awhile one of us hits the edge, usually
we talk and support each through our melt downs and then
life is all good again. Unfortunately, that was not the
outcome a few weeks ago. I received a hysterical phone
call from my girlfriend. I could barely make out what
she was saying through her sobs and swearing, so I quickly
arranged an emergency meeting of the martini girls. This
is when you know you have true girlfriends; it is the
meltdown phone call, which causes the girls to drop what
they are doing and arrange to meet for a martini and emotional
support. Because sometimes, all a women needs to do, is
cry, drink and vent. Men, remember this tidbit of information
it is key in your success with a woman!
We all gathered at
a small intimate Italian restaurant that served great
comfort food and good strong martinis. We were all nestled
in the back corner when our teary eyed girlfriend arrived.
Nothing was said until we gave her a huge and the Rude
Cosmo martinis arrived. I had ordered this martini because
it tasted fantastic. No one would ever guess that it was
made with Tequila. The Tequila numbness was what my girlfriend
desperately needed. It seemed that cause of my girlfriends
melt down, was that her ex boyfriend was dating someone
else. That was only one of the problems; the night before,
at a party, she had accidentally found out this information.
This was not meant to be public information. Well, after
a few cocktails and some irrational thoughts, she decided
to pay him a late night visit.
e is a great
guy just not the great guy for The other one was married
with a baby and playing Mr. Mom. He was a nice guy but
she felt for his wife who now had two children to look
after. What amazed her about these encounters was that
they had brought up memories from the past; she had been
hurt deeply because both men had cheated on her. Somehow
it did not matter, enough time had past that she only
seemed to remember the good times and the valuable lessons
that she had learned. She was happy that they had both
found great partners and was delighted that she had not
ended up with either of them. This discovery made me think,
is it possible to be friends with an Ex?me!”he is
a great guy just not the great guy for me!”
“he
is a great guy just not the great guy for me!”
“he
is a great guy just not the great guy for me!”
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