The
Sex & Violets Martini
Wow! I have
finally figured out the key to men and sex! After all
these years I get it. On one particular night I was intrigued
to learn something that I never knew about men but more
importantly I learned about a new alcohol that when combined
with a martini becomes true and complete enlightenment.
What I learned was the key to making men happy and content
in a relationship! Women pay attention here! This is valuable
information! What I learned about this martini was that
it is total and complete bliss! The question is which
one is the greater piece of insight?
The Sex & Violets martini
is a unique combination of Gin and Parfait Amour (a rose
petal, vanilla and almond flavored liqueur). The Gin,
in this martini makes it wickedly strong but the Parfait
Amour gives it a sweet aroma and flavor, it is also a
light purple color and garnished with violets so this
martini has a very soft romantic look to it. It is truly
a divine martini and one that will get you in the mood
for some love making!
So what is the key
for making your man happy? I have read the books, listened
to the talk shows and heard the results of every survey
on how to keep your man sexually satisfied and happy in
a relationship. It was recently brought to my attention
that it really is not that complicated; the male species
is very simple. It is all about sex! Wow who knew! The
most interesting part of this discovery was that men break
down sex into different categories. It is the balance
of these different types of sex that keeps the male species
happy. I never realized that men had different kinds of
sex? I just thought that to them it was all the same,
but Whoa! I was wrong!
“Men
like to have the two types of sex, there is the romantic
sex and there is raunchorama sex!”
Romantic
sex is the slow soft love making sessions which is usually
done after a nice romantic evening of perhaps dinner and
dancing. Raunchorama is the down and dirty, no messing
around, lets get to it sex, which is usually after a few
cocktails with some friends and definably after a sporting
event. It is interesting that there are two different
types of sex but to truly keep the man happy and content
I was shocked to learn that it is great if a woman intuitively
knows what type of sex the man wants to have! Well hell!
If I had known I was suppose to read a man’s freaking
mind about what type of sex they wanted, I would have
definably gone to those sex mind reading classes that
were offered at the love nest college a few years ago!
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