Martinis at Midnight

The Silk PantyMartini

The Silk Panty Martini

As always insight comes to me in the latest hour of the evening. Usually sexual satisfaction comes later in the evening just like insight, however on this evening it occurred well before we got home. The satisfaction came from a number of things but the best was the new found Silk Panty Martini.

The Silk Panty is a martini that should only be consumed when a woman is guaranteed that she is going to get some action, it can be very frustrating to drink this particular martini and not get laid. So for this reason this martini comes with a WARNING: only consume this martini when sex is a for sure thing!!! The Silk Panty is erotic to drink. It is one of those martinis that is all about texture, mainly because it is garnished with a fresh peach slice and cranberries. We all know that women are all about visualization and fantasy so both these things are covered by this martini. The Silk Panty is a mixture of vodka, peach schnapps and cranberry juice. It is a very pleasurable combination. This martini is slightly fruity, in an erotic kind of way but has a smooth silky finish. After all it is always about the finish.

The reason sex was the hot topic of conversation this evening was due to the fact that my girlfriends and I attended a very hot cocktail party. We had all been invited to this very classy cocktail party by a sassy and sexy lady. When we arrived I realized that this sassy lady was also a bit funky. The cocktail party was not just about interesting martinis but it was featuring interesting sex toys. It took the 70’s Tupperware party to a new level, it was the millennium’s f*%&k aware party. After the few moments of initial shock value, my girlfriends and I were all in; thank god we had brought our credit cards.

The party was great, tones of hot men every where. Why because there were models walking around with different sex toys. Duh! It was all there, any type of lube, dildo, vibrator or cock ring that you wanted. It was not a sleazy party, filled with a bunch of perverts but a very classy arena where people openly discussed the different advantages/disadvantages of each toy. I had to consume a few Silk Panty martinis to get my comfort level in check. It was right about then that my girlfriend started raving about her new $200.00 purchase.

“The Silk Vibrating Panty! Wow! Who knew!”

Now I have purchased a lot of lingerie in my lifetime, it is of my favorite indulgences, beautiful underwear. These panties were perfect! A lovely shade of deep purple silk with light lavender lace around the edges. I was unaware of the most amazing feature which was the small vibrating coin at the base of the panty until my girlfriend turned on the remote as I was holding them. I screamed and jumped so loud that I spilt my martini. Opps Party Foul! My girlfriend loved it; off she went to put on her new panties.
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When she emerges with the remote she was on the hunt for the perfect guy to give the remote too. I just stood back and watched the action go down as I sipped my Silk Panty martini.When she emerges with the remote she was on the hunt for the perfect guy to give the remote too. I just stood back and watched the action go down as I sipped my Silk Panty martini.

Needless to say, my girlfriend found a very cute boy to which she entrusted the remote, as she fluttered about the party she got more and more flushed. It did not take very long for her and the cute boy to make a very discreet exit. Was it the Silk Panty martini or the vibrating purple panties? Well what ever it was, it worked. As I watched the party go on, I realized that this was one of the best cocktail parties I had ever been to. Why? Because sex was out in the open, it was not the underlying tension about who was going to get it; it was the topic of conversation. It was very liberating to be out in the open about sex, toys and positions with out any judgments. It was not sleazy or perverse; these were normal, well dressed, intelligent people who had honest questions about how to improve there sex lives.

As I strolled home with my goody bag of underwear and sex toys, and my new cute boy I realized that our society is way too intimidated about the subject of sex. When it is all out in the open it is way more natural and very interesting. I had learned a lot this evening, some of it I was going to practice, right away! Some of it, I would definably be practicing in the weeks to come.

Conclusion:

The Silk Panty martini is a drink that comes with a serious WARNING! Do not consume unless you are sure you are getting some serious sex! This martini is a smooth blend of vodka and peach schnapps that makes you feel all warm inside. The silky texture of the peach garnish is nothing but erotic. When you slowly sip this martini and lick the cranberries you are guaranteed to be aroused. Sex is a tropic that is always the underlying issue when you are in a social setting. We are a society that pretends not to discuss sex unless it is behind a closed door. It is amazing what happens when that door is opened. Sex is an important part of every person’s life, we spend hundreds of dollars on cars, clothes, and shoes but why is it so weird to spend money on some toy that will improve our sex lives? Screw it! Literally! Next time do not be embarrassed about sex, open your mind and ears and learn! But be guartenteed to drop the credit card because the Silk Panty is one of the best purchases that you will ever make, let alone drink!

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