Martinis at Midnight

The Sexy Devil Martini

The Sexy Devil Martini

Have you ever had the past come back and bite you in the ass? Why is it that it always seems to happen at the most inconvenient moments? Ever had moments in your life where you have oozed sexuality? This is a martini that makes you sit back and shake your head. It is also a martini that creates the most amazing sexual aura that no man or woman can resist.

The Sexy Devil martini is a luscious blend of Vodka, Cranberry Vodka and Dry Vermouth. This is a martini that can only be described in one word "Sassy!" I have witnessed this martini take the most insecure person and transform them into someone that is totally desirable. The combination of cranberry and vermouth somehow makes this martini a drink that is slightly sweet but it releases everyone’s hidden sexuality.
This is a martini that should only be consumed by people when they are prepared to release their inhibitions.

This martini was introduced when I was least expecting it. It was a night when I was just hanging out and enjoying my fabulous girlfriends. We had gathered at our favorite lounge, for a martini and some great conversation. This was the night; I let someone else order the martinis. Maybe that was my mistake? Maybe not? However, it was incredible fun! The martinis where ordered by a gentlemen who was trying to impress my table of lovely ladies. Ya know, there are a few things that a man can do to impress me: 1. flowers (sorry, I am a helpless romantic and smelly blossoms always work) and 2. sending martinis to a women’s table. Please note: that even though I am impressed by the superficial stuff, that does reflect that I am high maintenance; besides we are talking about first impressions!

So, as the story goes, a great round of martinis arrived, sent to us by a mystery man. They were delicious and being consumed with great zest. Particularly by one of my girlfriends: she had not been feeling too hot lately, due to her ability to always pick the wrong guy. She had this knack of selecting men that I would describe as self- involved boys, not mature gentlemen. These boys seemed to make minimal effort in dating her and never did anything to make her feel special. On this evening, we had been discussing how she needed to find a true gentleman who would treat her like the precious jewel that she is. Voila, in walks

“Mr. Mysterious Martini Sender.”

We decided that Mr. Mysterious Martini, (Mr. MM for short), was very handsome so we invited him to join our group. My girlfriend was in fine form by this time and he instantly gravitated towards her. It did not take long for me to decide that Mr. MM was very cool and a true gentleman.

 

 


 


 

 


 

 

 


 

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They were having a great time chatting and getting to know each other. We were soon joined by his collogues and the hilarity continued. It was shortly after this that my girlfriend and I were on our way back from the restroom, (because women always pee in two’s), when we encountered one of the "boys." The boy started flirting with my girlfriend and asked her why she had not called him? This being one of my pet peeves, I had to interject by saying "Because she is a girl! And girls do not call boys, duh! Boys call girls!" He seemed stunned by this comment; it was obviously something he had never considered. My girlfriend just snickered and stated that she had been busy. The boy replied with the unbelievable comment "Well you should call me because you wouldn’t want to miss out!" My jaw hit the ground! Who was this loser? Did this jerk actually believe that he was a guy that a woman would not want to miss out on? He was an idiot, my girlfriend was amazing and he was missing out! I was livid and ready to put this guy in his place, when karma intervened. At that precise moment Mr. MM arrived, he placed his arm around my girlfriend, announced that we had new martinis on the table, whispered something in her ear and then escorted her back to the table. Now it was the boys turn to pick his jaw up off the ground. It was then that I stated, "Actually, you are the one that missed out, because she was an amazing catch." With that, I turned on my sassy heel and walked away, leaving the boy all alone. Which I am sure is how he will always be. A lonely loser!

Conclusion:

When you are ready to release your inhibitions then it is time for the Sexy Devil martini. This mixture of Vodka, Vermouth and cranberry creates a martini that is beautifully desirable. When you consume this cocktail you with feel your inner sexuality rising to the surface and it is impossible for you not to become irresistible. The Sexy Devil has a clean sweet finish that leads to you feeling alive, confident and seductive. There are two types of men in this world: there are the boys and the gentlemen. We all know women that waste too much time on the boys, this experience is a reminder that women are very sexy devils and that both this martini and a gentleman will always bring out a women’s hidden passion. So the moral of the story is: gentlemen reap the benefits of the sexy devil and well boys, they never get it and they never get laid. It is interesting what a good martini will do.

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