Martinis at Midnight

The Tie Me to the Bedposts Martini

The Tie Me to the Bedposts Martini

The name pretty much says it all, but there is more to this martini than just getting tied up. This martini is all about shock value; it is a martini that you drink when you think you have heard it all. People will always surprise you, when you think that you know them. Then Wham! All of a sudden they will tell you their darkest deepest secret, this is a martini made especially for those confessions.

I knew I was in for some racy stuff when I met my girlfriend at a new and hip martini bar. She had already ordered us the Tie Me to the Bedposts martini, she said she could not resist because of the name. I knew that she had been getting some really good sex lately and figured that I was in for a good story. As I took my first sip of the martini I was greeted by the initial sweetness of coconut but then the slight flavor of citrus and melon took over, nice very nice I thought. Not to sweet and not to tart. The Tie Me to the Bedposts martini is a blend of citrus vodka, melon liqueur and coconut rum. This is a martini that goes down a little to easy, so it is easy to open up and release your deepest secrets and inhibitions. This is how my girlfriend revealed her darkest secret that made me sit back and choke on my martini. As we finished our first martini she raised her hand to flag the bartender for another and looked at me and said "I have something to tell you and you have to promise not to tell a single soul!" With this opening line I knew I was in for something good. My girlfriend had kept this secret to herself for the past 6 months but had finally decided to let it out. The deep secret was that she was having the best sex of her life but it was with a married man. I was speechless! I was expecting some great sex stories I never expected that my girlfriend would be the other woman! Oh my god! My girlfriend

“Miss. Moralistic” was screwing around with a married man!”

I knew that she had been getting some action but I thought that it was just a casual bootie call! How did this end up happening? She said it was something that she did not expect, it just ended up happening one night and it was so amazing that she could not say no. Even now after 6 months it was still unbelievable, undoubtably the best sex she had ever had! It was exciting, romantic and the best part was that she had no commitment. This was the perfect relationship. The sex was crazy! They always went places were no one would know them and they were having sex in tones of different venues. The best part according to her was the he never stayed over night, and she loved that because she preferred sleeping by herself. The latest thing they were into was tying each other up which she loved! This was a little weird for me because I figured that everyone had already gone through that stage in their early 20’s.

 

 

 

 

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But I guess not. She was into the submissive thing with a touch of bondage. I cautioned her that it was fun to play the role but be careful that it does not get to aggressive, because then it just starts to get really weird. I was concerned that my girlfriend was losing sight of reality with this affair. How could she be in reality with a guy she only saw on the sly?

Was this truly the perfect relationship? It was not reality that was for sure. They never spent anytime with any other people. It was always exciting because there was always the chance of getting caught and of course the sex was amazing because they both had to be creative and spontaneous. Plus they did not spend every night together so it never became boring or mundane. But what was going to happen when they did get caught? Or when someone decided that they wanted more? What was going to happen when he wanted to leave his wife? What about the bad chick karma? How did she think his wife felt? She said that it did not feel like they were doing something wrong, when they were together it just felt like they were meant to be. I was still in shock and a disbeliever! Some where down the road this was going to blow up in her face, big time! But I was not one to judge, this was her life lesson and I was only there to listen and give support. But inside I knew that later on down the road I would be the one there to pick up the pieces when her heart got broken. Even though she had convinced herself that she was not attached to this man I knew that after 6 months there was no way she was not attached. As I paid the bill for the Tie Me to the Bedpost martinis I wondered how my intelligent and attractive girlfriend had gotten herself into such a situation. Was the crazy, racy and kinky sex worth all the potential chaos that was bubbling on the surface just waiting to explode?

Conclusion:

The Tie Me to the Bedposts martini is a drink the starts off all sweet but after the initial sip it takes on a tangy taste. This is a drink that can release your deepest darkest secrets and make you lose control of reality. When you release your inhibitions you can become more adventurous and be into trying new and exciting things. Our lives can be very routine oriented and boring, does this cause us to search for more excitement? This martini is like having an affair, the coconut makes it is all sweet in the beginning just like how an affair can be all sweet and romantic at the start but the citrus can give it a slightly sour finish, just like how the excitement can blow up in your face and the affair can end on a sour note. Remember that when you are searching to spice up your life with something a little different, it is all good unless you are creating a situation that is causing you to lose site of reality. When you want to lose your reality for awhile it is safer to have a Tie Me to the Bedposts martini than to have an affair.

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